1 00:00:06,520 --> 00:00:08,680 - Aww. - What? 2 00:00:08,720 --> 00:00:10,600 Sort of miss the neck brace. 3 00:00:10,640 --> 00:00:13,000 It was like a powerful turtleneck. 4 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:15,680 You looked like Robert Redford in "The Way We Were." 5 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:18,280 Well, should I get a cravat? 6 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:20,720 Well, you can't just go from brace to nothing. 7 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:23,960 So, all good? 8 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:25,360 Yeah, I got the all clear. 9 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:27,920 Got the clean full bill of health. 10 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:29,480 You know, she even said that my weight loss 11 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:31,000 has made my penis look bigger. 12 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:34,280 Did you tell her about the bed sweats? 13 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:35,720 Yeah, she wasn't worried about that. 14 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:37,079 Really? 15 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:39,520 Did you tell her how it soaks the whole bed now? 16 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:41,400 Does she not think that's weird and gross? 17 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:43,040 She didn't use those words. 18 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:45,080 Did you show her the brown thing that just grew on your leg? 19 00:00:45,120 --> 00:00:47,080 Uh, first of all, it's beige, 20 00:00:47,120 --> 00:00:50,000 and does it bother you that I've been declared healthy? 21 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:52,960 No, it doesn't bother me that you're healthy. 22 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:54,560 It's great. 23 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:57,080 It's just interesting that you could spend 40 years 24 00:00:57,120 --> 00:00:58,600 inhaling sausage rolls 25 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:00,200 and get rewarded with a clean bill of health. 26 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:02,400 That's, you know, well, good for you. 27 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:04,320 Well, you should get a check up. 28 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:05,760 I'm fine. 29 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:07,400 Well, how do you know? I mean, you look fine, 30 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:09,880 but it could be a mess in there. 31 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:12,680 What are you laughing at? 32 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:14,160 No, I was just thinking, you know, 33 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:16,040 one day, each of us is gonna go to the doctor, 34 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:18,560 and be told, "I have extremely bad news." 35 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:20,760 Jesus Christ! 36 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:24,800 You know, I think I'm gonna train for a 10k. 37 00:01:24,840 --> 00:01:26,480 Do you want to join me? 38 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:28,000 - No. - Why? 39 00:01:28,040 --> 00:01:29,680 You fart when you run. 40 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:31,320 Well, if you ran faster, 41 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:33,320 then you wouldn't have to huff 'em, slowpoke. 42 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:35,920 Slowpoke? Oh, my God. 43 00:01:35,960 --> 00:01:38,720 I totally run faster than you. 44 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:39,960 Mm, no, you don't. 45 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:45,040 This is ridiculous! 46 00:01:46,960 --> 00:01:48,320 This is silly. 47 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:50,120 I'm wearing heels. 48 00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:52,040 And carrying a bag. 49 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:53,400 I wasn't even trying. 50 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:57,040 Now I'm trying! 51 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:05,080 I had no idea I was so healthy. 52 00:02:05,120 --> 00:02:07,360 I'm thinking about competing in a Masters tournament or something. 53 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:09,520 I don't think you qualify for Masters tournaments 54 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:10,880 just by being old. 55 00:02:10,920 --> 00:02:12,600 I think you also have to be good at sport. 56 00:02:12,640 --> 00:02:14,800 Well, their loss. 57 00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:16,320 I had the full check up myself 58 00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:17,960 a few weeks back. 59 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,760 Tanya wants to start trying for a baby. 60 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:22,440 I figured if I do it right now, immediately, 61 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:24,160 then there's probably just enough time for me 62 00:02:24,240 --> 00:02:27,240 to watch it grow up before I run out of steam. 63 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:28,800 If there's any hiccups, I'm fucked. 64 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:31,320 Wow. Now, why would you do that? 65 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:32,880 'Cause she wants a baby. 66 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:34,680 I already tried to tell her to do it with somebody younger, 67 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:36,160 but she likes me. 68 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:37,960 And, you know, she's got a good career, 69 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:40,320 and her folks have money, so, you know, 70 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:42,760 if I get Alzheimer's or assassinated, 71 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:45,159 then her and the wee one should be all set. 72 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:46,760 Mm, you really thought this through. 73 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:49,240 Plus, Tanya's on board for all my sexual proclivities, 74 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:51,040 and that is not a given for every woman I meet. 75 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:53,120 Tell me about it. 76 00:02:53,160 --> 00:02:55,320 Dave and I'll start a prayer circle for you. 77 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:57,480 No, no. I support older dads. 78 00:02:57,520 --> 00:03:00,760 I mean, I'm in my late 40s. I've just had a baby. 79 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:03,000 I know I'm not as old as you, but-- 80 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:04,400 I'm the same age as you, asshole. 81 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:06,960 Really? 82 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:10,920 Oh! Hey. That reminds me. 83 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:13,840 I've got something to show you. 84 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:16,880 Is that what we're eating right now? 85 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:21,080 No. That is Mr. Barnaby Honeypot. 86 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:22,520 Daphne's new pony. 87 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:24,360 Did you ride it here? 88 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:25,840 Is it tied to a post out front? 89 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:27,760 No. It's on our farm. 90 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:33,080 Oh! We bought a farm. In Kent. Yeah. 91 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:34,680 I bought it because I don't want Daphne 92 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:36,120 getting stabbed to death in London. 93 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:38,840 I'm such a dad now. 94 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:41,480 Actually, we're going down this weekend. 95 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:43,440 You guys want to come? You can bring the kids. 96 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:45,200 - Fuck yeah. - I can't this weekend. 97 00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:46,560 Tanya and I are taking some mushrooms 98 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:48,280 and going to a Renaissance fair in Norfolk. 99 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:51,920 What? 100 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:55,080 I mean, I feel pretty healthy. 101 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:56,160 I feel good. 102 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:58,200 Except for the peeing myself thing. 103 00:03:58,240 --> 00:04:00,080 I mean, it used to just happen when I was trampolining, 104 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:01,920 and now it's just whenever. 105 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:04,280 As needed. 106 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:06,000 Is there anything we could do about that? 107 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:09,000 God, no. We're probably closer to curing cancer 108 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:11,440 than figuring out how the hell mothers not pee when they don't want to. 109 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:12,920 Oh. 110 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:14,720 So, we've got your tests back. 111 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:16,400 I'm afraid your cholesterol level 112 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:18,200 is quite high for a woman your age. 113 00:04:18,240 --> 00:04:20,680 You sure? My cholesterol feels fine. 114 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:23,239 Also, your bloods are indicating a high level of fat 115 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:24,920 around your organs. 116 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:27,600 Uh, and I have to say, your mobility isn't great. 117 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:29,040 What? What does that mean? 118 00:04:29,080 --> 00:04:31,359 Uh, you couldn't touch your toes earlier. 119 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:33,320 Some people just can't do that. 120 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:35,680 I mean, it's like wiggling your ears. Or moon walking. 121 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:37,440 But the good news is, your weight is within 122 00:04:37,480 --> 00:04:39,040 the healthy limit for your age and height. 123 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:41,239 So you're saying the package is the right size, 124 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:43,200 but what's inside the package is just shit. 125 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:45,920 - No. - You're saying if you took a normal size mannequin 126 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,920 and filled it with meatballs and margarine, 127 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,799 - that'd be me. - That's not what I'm saying. 128 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:53,880 Well, medically, that is exactly what you're saying. 129 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:56,239 Fine. 130 00:04:56,240 --> 00:04:58,720 Just never thought of myself 131 00:04:58,760 --> 00:05:02,160 as unhealthy before, 'cause I'm, you know, a runner. 132 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:04,040 How are you a runner? 133 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:05,920 I used to run cross-country at uni. 134 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,880 Yeah, I mean, I used to build pillow forts, 135 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:09,600 that doesn't mean I'm currently an architect. 136 00:05:09,640 --> 00:05:12,880 Yeah, but... muscle memory. 137 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:14,480 Hey. 138 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:16,160 - Are you going raving? - No, running. 139 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:17,720 Oh, what, so I'm babysitting so you can go running? 140 00:05:17,760 --> 00:05:19,480 - Yeah. - Fair enough. 141 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:22,160 You know, you should be careful. 142 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:24,360 My Uncle Kevin, right, he started running when he was your age, 143 00:05:24,440 --> 00:05:25,799 like 60 or whatever, 144 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:28,480 he did one run and collapsed and died. 145 00:05:28,520 --> 00:05:30,040 Well, that's unlikely to happen. 146 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:31,919 Older people are better off standing still, I think. 147 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:34,040 Like, you get to a certain age, and you start exercising, 148 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:36,320 you shake bad stuff loose and it gets in your bloodstream, 149 00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:37,800 and it poison's ya, 150 00:05:37,840 --> 00:05:41,000 and you just drop dead straightaway. 151 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:42,520 Okay, see you about half-seven, Anna. 152 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:43,600 Thank you. 153 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,920 How far was that? 154 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:52,240 - Uh, 2.3 miles. - What? 155 00:05:52,280 --> 00:05:53,800 - Miles. - Yeah. 156 00:05:53,840 --> 00:05:55,720 Wow, bloody hell. 157 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:58,160 - That's good. - Yeah. 158 00:05:58,200 --> 00:05:59,360 We're gonna tube back there, right? 159 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:00,840 Oh, yeah. 160 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:03,400 That's so fuckin' dangerous. 161 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:07,120 What if a kid ran out? 162 00:06:07,160 --> 00:06:09,000 Tell 'em to slow down. 163 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:10,400 Slow down. 164 00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:14,040 Ahh! Ahh! 165 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:15,640 - Ohh! - What the hell just happened? 166 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:17,920 Oh, God, my eyes! 167 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:19,080 Oh, my God, it's acid. 168 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:20,520 What? Rob. 169 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:22,920 - Oh, God! Oh! - Rob! 170 00:06:22,960 --> 00:06:24,360 Oh, wait. 171 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:26,000 It tastes like juice. 172 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:28,760 It-- No, it's ju-- It's just juice. 173 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:30,680 Ahh. 174 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:35,040 Bloody hell! That was a bit dramatic. 175 00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:37,080 Oh, really? 176 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:40,040 Well, you didn't just have acidic juice shot in your face! 177 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:43,880 Fuckin' hell. 178 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:51,040 You want to start running with me? 179 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:52,800 Not really. Why? 180 00:06:52,840 --> 00:06:54,120 Because I've got fatty organs. 181 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:55,320 And Rob won't run with me anymore 182 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:57,040 'cause he's scared of London. 183 00:06:57,080 --> 00:06:59,080 I don't want to join a gym because of the mirrors. 184 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:01,000 - And the people. - Oh, and the smell. 185 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:02,680 It's like every breath you take 186 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:06,240 has wiggled its way through 20 pairs of sweaty buttocks. 187 00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:08,600 Do you want to come to Military Fitness in the park with me? 188 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:11,200 Yeah, yeah, sure, how do I do that-- 189 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:16,280 Fran, I'll call you back, okay? 190 00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:17,880 What's up? Are you all right? 191 00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:19,440 I'm just calling to check that you're okay. 192 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:21,120 - Have you seen the news? - No. Why? 193 00:07:21,160 --> 00:07:22,480 There was an incident in town. 194 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:24,320 A guy drove a car into a crowd of people 195 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:25,600 in front of the MandM store. 196 00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:27,040 No, that was me. 197 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:28,880 I wanted some MandMs and I forgot my purse. 198 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:31,720 Honey, a guy died. Okay? There was a stampede. 199 00:07:31,760 --> 00:07:33,200 It's very upsetting. 200 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:34,480 Yeah, I'll tell you what's upsetting 201 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:36,680 is you thought I was at the MandM store. 202 00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:39,400 All right, well, just stay away from that whole area. 203 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:41,040 What about Kinder Egg Village. 204 00:07:41,080 --> 00:07:42,920 Can I go there? 205 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:22,320 Fuck. 206 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:51,000 Same time next week? 207 00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:52,280 See you then. 208 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:53,880 Goodbye, Douglas. 209 00:08:55,760 --> 00:08:57,400 Don't say my name. 210 00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:16,440 Welcome to paradise! 211 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:20,280 Wow. 212 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:24,759 Through here we have the, uh, kitchen garden. 213 00:09:24,760 --> 00:09:26,960 Every vegetable you could ever need-- 214 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,520 uh, carrots... 215 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:30,600 baby carrots, purple carrots. 216 00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:31,640 Cool. 217 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:34,400 And this is what sealed the deal 218 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:35,760 when we were viewing the place. 219 00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:38,480 - A sewer? - No, man. 220 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:41,040 It's a bunker. 221 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:46,639 You want to get in? 222 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:48,840 Uh, no. I try never to go in holes. 223 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:52,200 Caves, holes, tubes. Not really my scene. 224 00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:53,440 Well, you might want to think about it 225 00:09:53,480 --> 00:09:55,040 with the state of the world these days. 226 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:57,280 I mean, if you have a family, 227 00:09:57,320 --> 00:09:58,880 you really should have a bunker. 228 00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:03,000 It's something to consider. 229 00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:05,280 We're not getting a bunker. 230 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:10,400 So, do you have Daphne stuck to you all the time? 231 00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:12,400 - Sure. - How do you shower? 232 00:10:12,440 --> 00:10:13,640 Oh, I have a waterproof one. 233 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:18,120 Dave's a very involved parent. 234 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:19,440 There's really not much for me to do 235 00:10:19,480 --> 00:10:21,519 outside of flopping out the odd tit. 236 00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:23,879 Hey, it is a pleasure, 237 00:10:23,880 --> 00:10:25,160 and a privilege. 238 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:27,280 I love being a dad. 239 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:29,280 It is the highest high of all, am I right? 240 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:31,240 I don't know, I mean, I feel like having kids 241 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:33,640 is like strapping yourself to a Formula One race car. 242 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:35,440 You know? Boom. Your life is over. 243 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:37,120 But not in a bad way. 244 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:40,040 Yeah, you just have to take everything you ever wanted, 245 00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:44,240 and put it in a box because... you never... 246 00:10:44,280 --> 00:10:45,760 But, yeah, it's great. You know. 247 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:49,600 So, you think this could become, like, a permanent move? 248 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:51,720 - Oh, yeah. - No. 249 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:55,880 Well, I-- I don't know, I-- I don't know if I want 250 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:57,520 Daphne growing up in London. 251 00:10:57,600 --> 00:10:58,840 I mean, you slip on a banana peel there, 252 00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:00,080 go to the emergency room, 253 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:02,440 takes you six hours to get seen because of 254 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:03,880 all the knife victims lying around 255 00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:05,520 bleeding out all over the floors. 256 00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:07,920 Everyone at this table, including you, 257 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:08,960 knows that's not true. 258 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,800 I don't know. 259 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:11,800 I mean, when I was attacked-- 260 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:13,640 With juice. 261 00:11:13,680 --> 00:11:15,560 With what we now know was juice-- 262 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:17,240 Well, we figured it out pretty fast. 263 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:20,160 All right, well, outside I was screaming, 264 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:21,880 but inside I was just, like, 265 00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:24,240 "all right, now this." You know? 266 00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:27,400 It's like there's this low level feeling of menace there that, 267 00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:28,840 you know, we've all gotten used to, 268 00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:31,040 but that I never really noticed before the attack. 269 00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:32,680 It was juice! 270 00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:35,440 Look, I don't care if my face gets melted, 271 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:37,400 - you know, I'm married-- - Hang on, I-- 272 00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:40,040 I care if your face gets melted. I have to look at you. 273 00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:41,880 Well, no, all I'm saying is 274 00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:45,480 I care more if our kids faces get melted. You know? 275 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:47,800 I don't want my kids' faces to get melted. 276 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:48,880 That's all I'm saying. 277 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:52,920 Why'd you buy a baby a pony? 278 00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:57,280 Wha-- 279 00:11:57,320 --> 00:12:01,000 So, Chris and the buxom ingénue 280 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:02,680 went away for the weekend. 281 00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:05,800 Jeffrey chose to stay with his friend Toby instead of me, 282 00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:07,280 which I find devastating. 283 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:09,080 - Hm. - So that's something 284 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:10,520 you've got to look forward to 285 00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:11,960 when your kids get older, 286 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,400 and they throw you out in the rubbish 287 00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:15,120 with the coffee grounds and the fish heads. 288 00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:17,320 He'll come back to you. 289 00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:19,040 It's probably just a phase, right? 290 00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:20,520 Yeah. Anyway, 291 00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:23,200 got my volunteer work. 292 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:26,000 Got my loom. 293 00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:27,600 Douglas is keeping me occupied. 294 00:12:27,640 --> 00:12:30,600 Texting me like an eager puppy 295 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:32,600 since we started our little game. 296 00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:35,400 Puppy with a throbbing human penis. 297 00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:36,440 Oh, Jesus, Fran! 298 00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:38,240 Good job. Good job. 299 00:12:38,280 --> 00:12:39,920 It's a little bit "Apple Tree Yard," isn't it? 300 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:43,000 So? 301 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:45,560 The sex is like, mmh! 302 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:47,720 Everything about him, I mean, physically, is just-- 303 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:49,720 Even his scrotum's attractive. 304 00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:51,000 How can you say that? 305 00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:53,560 The scrotum's a design flaw. 306 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:55,520 You ask ten women what the worst thing 307 00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:57,320 they ever saw in their life was, 308 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,120 for eight of them, it would be scrotum related. 309 00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:03,440 Well, I like what I like. I don't follow the herd. 310 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:04,760 All right, girls, we're not here to talk. 311 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:06,640 Green 12, squat jumps the length of the cones. 312 00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:08,920 Green seven, you can skip. 313 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:20,960 Engage your core while you skip. 314 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,520 - What? - Engage your core. 315 00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:24,640 - Yeah. - Yeah? 316 00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:26,320 Flex it! 317 00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:28,200 - Tighten it! - I am! 318 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:29,840 Fucking hell! 319 00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:31,000 Can you make it harder than that? 320 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:32,360 - No! - Okay. 321 00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:34,560 Green 12, you can start skipping. 322 00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:36,280 Green seven, burpies. 323 00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:49,480 What are you doing? Why are you taking photos? 324 00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:50,640 For our Facebook page. 325 00:13:50,680 --> 00:13:52,400 Well, hang on. Just let me-- 326 00:13:57,280 --> 00:13:58,440 Okay. 327 00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:05,920 His face was blurry 328 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:07,680 'cause he was on a mo-ped, 329 00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:09,320 and, you know, I had juice in my eyes. 330 00:14:09,360 --> 00:14:10,920 - Right. - Yeah. 331 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:13,000 And I don't want to sound bigoted, but he was brown. 332 00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:17,200 Um, Mediterranean brown, not like Muslim brown. 333 00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:19,240 Um, I mean, I can't say that he wasn't Muslim, 334 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:21,880 but I don't care. You know, that's not my angle. 335 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:24,320 Um, is there a statute of limitations 336 00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:25,880 for a crime like this? 337 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:28,280 Well, I'm more comfortable calling it a prank. 338 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:30,520 All right, well, whatever you want to file it under. 339 00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:33,280 Uh, I think I'm gonna file it under juice. 340 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:35,080 It was juice this time. 341 00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:37,360 I mean, I think it could have been a rehearsal. 342 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:38,880 Uh, you know, pre-calculated. 343 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:42,160 I think it might have been a rehearsal for a bigger plan. 344 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:44,160 You know, they did that for 9/11. 345 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:45,720 Do you work in security? 346 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:48,320 No. Pharmaceuticals. 347 00:14:58,880 --> 00:14:59,920 Hey. 348 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:03,600 What are you doing? 349 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:05,840 I just saw one of those guys from the house next door 350 00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:06,880 that you were worried about. 351 00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:08,120 What guys? 352 00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:09,800 When was I worried about them? 353 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:11,480 Don't you think there's something up with them? 354 00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:12,840 I mean, who are they? 355 00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:14,760 It's a gang of guys living together. 356 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:16,960 - They're not gay. - How do you know they're not gay? 357 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,520 I've never seen 'em do one gay thing. 358 00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:19,840 Have you ever seen 'em kiss? 359 00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:21,800 Have they ever seen us kiss? 360 00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:23,040 Okay, here's the thing. 361 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:24,880 They come and they go. 362 00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:27,080 They have that bright fluorescent light on all the time. 363 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:29,120 Okay, tell me what it is you think they're doing in there. 364 00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:30,760 I've narrowed it down to two possibilities. 365 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:33,800 Okay? It's either a weed farm house, 366 00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:35,800 or they're making weapons. 367 00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:38,200 Oh, my God! 368 00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:39,640 You need to stop this. 369 00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:41,120 We have to be vigilant. 370 00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:43,720 I reported my attack today to the police, 371 00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:45,480 and they didn't seem to take it seriously at all. 372 00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:47,080 No shit. 373 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:50,000 You know, we should think about something like Dave set up. 374 00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:51,720 I mean, obviously, a bunker's insane, 375 00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:53,720 but maybe a panic room. 376 00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:55,000 And, not-- not a full panic room, 377 00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:56,280 but maybe some Kevlar curtains, 378 00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:58,040 and, uh, you know, sound proofing. 379 00:15:58,080 --> 00:16:00,080 - Oh, my God! - What? 380 00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:03,400 Jesus, that pisses me off! 381 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:05,400 Look at the state of me. 382 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:06,440 You look fine. 383 00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:08,440 Oh, great. Great. 384 00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:11,320 Now I can never trust anything you say ever again. 385 00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:13,360 What the f-- 386 00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:15,240 What's a Baba Yaga? 387 00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:17,840 It's like a Russian folklore monster. 388 00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:20,360 It's a thing that lives in the woods and eats kids. 389 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:22,000 Why are you reading about Baba Yaga? 390 00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:26,080 I'm not, I'm reading a comment under a picture of me. 391 00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:27,800 Why am I purple? 392 00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:30,000 Someone put a purple filter on me. 393 00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:32,160 Oh, come on. 394 00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:39,320 - Hey, buddy, you're back. - Hey, Dad. 395 00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:40,520 Hi, Jeffrey. 396 00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:42,400 Yo. 397 00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:44,320 If you're hungry, there's Haloumi burgers here. 398 00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:47,240 No, thanks, I've eaten my Haloumi for the year. 399 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:50,160 How was the show? 400 00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:51,400 My friend LeVar saw it tonight, 401 00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:52,920 he said it was terrific. 402 00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:54,680 Really? 403 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:56,680 Well, we had to use two understudies, 404 00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:59,080 and one of them improvised the entire second act. 405 00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:00,480 And it tanked. 406 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,520 So who's full of shit, you or LeVar? 407 00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:03,800 Jeffrey. 408 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:06,640 I'm going to bed. 409 00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:20,680 That was rude. 410 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:21,960 Look, I'm sorry things are... 411 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,400 different. 412 00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:25,560 I'm sorry your mom and I split up, 413 00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:27,040 but we were unhappy, 414 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,640 and we didn't want you to be around that. 415 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:30,319 I was fine. 416 00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:31,640 And you guys might have been miserable, 417 00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:33,440 but at least you were miserable in one place, 418 00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:34,720 our home. 419 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:37,319 Now you're just miserable in two places. 420 00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:39,400 - I'm not miserable. - Well, you will be, 421 00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:41,440 because there's no way that that is gonna last. 422 00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:44,319 She'll get bored of having an old man boyfriend, 423 00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:45,720 and leave you, and then you'll go running back to mom, 424 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,320 and she won't take you back, 425 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:51,480 and the next thing you know, you'll be 50, bald, and alone. 426 00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:52,960 I'm gonna be 50 in November. 427 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,720 How am I gonna go bald that fast? 428 00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:56,640 Are you gonna hold me down and shave my head? 429 00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:58,560 I mean, I know you're angry, but I will press charges, 430 00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:00,320 don't you fuckin' think that I won't. 431 00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:05,560 Come here. 432 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:16,240 Doin' great. Good job. 433 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:20,880 I think, Green 10, if for the rest of the day, 434 00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:22,200 you want to join the beginners? 435 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:24,560 All right. Got a blue bib. 436 00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:26,280 I'm not a beginner at working out. 437 00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:27,960 I'm gonna stay with my friend. 438 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,319 Okay, but it's not about killing yourself, though. 439 00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:32,560 It's about doing your best, working up a sweat, 440 00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:33,880 having fun. 441 00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:35,319 I'm not here to have fun. 442 00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:37,080 I'm here to get rid of the fat around my organs, 443 00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:39,480 and I'm not joining beginners. Okay? 444 00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:40,720 That's humiliating. 445 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:42,640 You puked behind the tree earlier. 446 00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:46,240 Let's just see how you get on at a lighter pace. 447 00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:48,160 All right? We don't want you having a heart attack. 448 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:53,799 Fuck this. 449 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,720 Seriously. 450 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:59,080 Fuck... this pretend army bullshit! 451 00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:00,800 Let's go, Fran. 452 00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:02,720 I've paid for a block of classes, so I'll be staying. 453 00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:06,040 And you know what? 454 00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:07,680 You can take down those photos 455 00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:09,680 that you put up of me on your website, 456 00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:11,079 because I did not agree to those. 457 00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:12,640 - You posed for 'em. - Yeah. 458 00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:15,680 Because I didn't know you'd be using them to humiliate me. 459 00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:18,880 Did I? Manipulating them, putting joke filters on there. 460 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:20,480 I didn't put filters on 'em. 461 00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:23,240 Well, somebody put some sort of purple filter on there. 462 00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:25,440 Okay? Like, ha, ha, ha. 463 00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:28,200 Look at this idiot getting ready to have a heart attack. 464 00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:31,240 Look, I know this is tough, okay? 465 00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:33,080 But that's what we're here for. 466 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:34,680 You can do this. 467 00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:39,000 Six weeks ago, Suzie was in the same shape as you. 468 00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:40,280 Look at her now. 469 00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:48,800 Will you take the photos down? 470 00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:53,160 Will you at least disable comments? 471 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,559 Called my mum yesterday. 472 00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:19,720 She told me two of my aunties died of heart disease. 473 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,319 Well, you're Irish, so what do you have, 474 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:22,760 like, 85 aunts? 475 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:24,280 If only two of 'em died of heart disease, 476 00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:25,319 that's pretty good. 477 00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:26,520 Yeah, but what about my dad? 478 00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:27,640 He died young. 479 00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:29,280 Well, honey, he-- he was 70. 480 00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:32,280 That is-- 70, that's nothing these days. 481 00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:34,400 It's like dying in your 40s. 482 00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:35,920 My parents had me in their 30s. 483 00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:37,799 I had my dad all my adult life. 484 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:40,560 He knew his grandkids. Sort of. 485 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:43,880 If I die in my 70s, my kids will barely be 30. 486 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:45,319 They won't have had kids. 487 00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:47,400 No way, not millennials. 488 00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:48,960 They don't give a shit about anyone. 489 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,000 Well, you can't think like that. 490 00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:54,960 I mean, maybe Frankie will get a girl pregnant when he's 17. 491 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,440 - Well, that would be terrible. - Would it? 492 00:20:57,480 --> 00:21:00,400 I mean, you'd get to know your grandkids longer, so... 493 00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:01,680 I'm just sayin' 494 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:03,280 nobody knows what's gonna happen. 495 00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:05,280 I just want to live a decent while. 496 00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:06,760 That's all. 497 00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:09,280 I don't want my heart to pack in. 498 00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:11,240 Your heart's not gonna pack in. 499 00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:13,559 And if it does, I'll defibrillate you. 500 00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:16,319 That's not even a big deal these days. 501 00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:18,080 Promise? 502 00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:23,280 Okay. 503 00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:27,880 Oh, shit! Fuck! I forgot. 504 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:29,320 Got you something. 505 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,640 - Aww... - I miss the neck brace. 506 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:38,200 Do you like it? Try it on. 507 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,960 Take it off. 508 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,560 Seriously, you look like a fisherman simpleton. 509 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:49,880 Oh, oh. 510 00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:51,559 I look like I'm gonna try and sell you 511 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:54,000 a homemade moon-cup out of the back of my Subaru. 512 00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:57,240 You look like a-- 513 00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,160 You look like a college poetry teacher 514 00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:01,240 who tells girls he invented the "Me Too" hashtag. 515 00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:04,840 I look like, um, 516 00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:06,440 one of those Dutch guys, you know? 517 00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:07,760 Who? 518 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:09,080 Who ride the thing? 519 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:10,280 - No, which-- - You know, they-- 520 00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:11,560 No. 521 00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:12,960 Well, I can't think of the, um-- 522 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,560 Anyway, it doesn't matter. 523 00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:28,480 - That's the guy. - What? 524 00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:29,560 That's the guy who attacked me. 525 00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:31,320 - What are you doing? - Hey! 526 00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:33,880 - Rob-- - Hey, asshole who squirted juice in my face. 527 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:35,320 Who are you callin' asshole? 528 00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:36,640 I'm callin' an asshole an asshole. 529 00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:39,560 - Whoa! - You can't touch me. 530 00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:42,720 - I'm 13. - Wha-- Really? 531 00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:44,760 Well, you're pretty tall for 13. 532 00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:46,640 Maybe you should have thought about that 533 00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:48,160 before you did your acidic juice attack. 534 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,880 What are you doing? 535 00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:52,440 You're still on probation. Plus, they're children. 536 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:54,120 I realize that now. 537 00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:55,360 I'm just gonna scare 'em. 538 00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:57,240 Wait-- Oh, fuck. 539 00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:59,520 You know, I don't know where the heck you get off-- 540 00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:01,400 Uh-- Oh! Oh! 541 00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:03,160 Oh, yeah. 542 00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:05,840 Yeah, good one. All right, well, guess what? 543 00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:08,880 I'm not scared this time, because I know that it's-- 544 00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:10,400 What is that, pineapple juice? 545 00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:12,760 What are you, a baby? 546 00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:14,360 Why don't you drink an adult juice? 547 00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:17,720 Whatever, man, 548 00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:19,000 Let's go. 549 00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:26,160 Did you scare them? 550 00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:27,400 They'll remember me.